I love to joke around and laugh and when my sister told me these "pick up" lines I laughed. I thought I would share with you to put some lightheartedness into your day (or upcoming Valentine's Day). Go ahead use a few on your husband or boyfriend around Valentine's Day. We all need some random laughs and weird looks from the men in our lives!
If you were a library book I’d check you out.
Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over it.
Did you have a Campbells soup today? Because you’re looking Mmm Mmm good!
Grab your husband’s bum and say "Is this seat taken?"
If you were a booger I’d pick you!
I know cheesy but life gets too serious don't ya think?
Ha. Definitely going to try the "Is This seat Taken" line.
ReplyDeleteGo for it!!! Staci
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